As the show ended I couldn’t help but feel a sense of sadness. Not only would I most likely never be able to purchase an original Valentino dress designed by Valentino Garavani himself, but on top of it I had to watch the show on YouTube along with my other fellow mortals. For some reason my internet had been acting up for days and kept freezing every 30 seconds. Perhaps my neighbor realized that I usually hack into her network and decided to put some type of voodoo block on it.